endure & survive.

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immune; joke book;

26 Jan

“Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?” A pause. “He had no body to go with him!”

"Pssh– that’s so dumb.“

joke book;

14 Sep
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mylifeforfun:

_{Ellie’s Jokes - Civil Ware and Dixie Cups}

immune; you make every shot count; joke book;

12 Sep
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mylifeforfun:

_{Ellie’s Jokes - Not right}

immune; joke book;

25 Aug
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alexneonakis:

I had meant to post these before and forgot, that awesome cosplay reminded me of it. here are the three Ellie joke book covers :)

ellie likes; joke book;

19 Aug
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starvinghippos:

I ate so much spaghetti I pasta out

joke book;

12 Aug
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ellie: what is the leading cause of divorce in long term marriages?
joel: *sigh*
ellie: a stalemate.
joel: ...
joel: that's awful.
ellie: you're awful.
joel: do you even understand what that means?
ellie: nope. doesn't matter.

joke book;

9 Aug
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

wonderfullybadjokes:

Because then it would be a foot.

joke book;

6 Aug
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alegbra:

alegbra:
i’ve always wanted to have sex on a camping trip
i hear it’s really in tents

joke book;

5 Aug
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That’s all I got → Ellie’s Jokes.
↳ Part 2

joke book;